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Sa nõustud mitte postitama ühtegi solvavat, roppu, labast, laimavat, vihaõhutavat, ähvardavat, seksuaalse suunitlusega postitust või mõnda muud materjali, mis võib rikkuda ükskõik millist käibelolevat seadust. 

 

 

Igav elu :D 

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Eeldades, et NÕUSTUN nupule vajutamisega sõlmitakse leping, mis on sõlmitud omakorda interneti teel, on mul õigus sellest taganeda 14 päeva jooksul :D Ma pean ju kaubaga tutvuma kuidagi :D

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FFS õnneks läheb see jutuajamine juba huumori alla. Nii palju mõla paarist jutukascreenist...

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Sorry ma olin tiba eemal jälle. Mul ükskõik sellest jamast :D Olen kõige täiega hetero aga nä Jeesus meelitas, et tuleksin tema kappi kuna läksin oma mooriga laiali hiljuti :D Läksin naljaga kaasa =) All good.

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jeesus on räige homovastane, arvestades jeesuse elamist rooma impeeriumil, kus meestevahelised sugusuhted olid normaalne nähtus.

Vaata mis sajandil me nyyd elame, lisaks asume roomast nii mõnegi km kaugusel  :P

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FEA_2014-03-11_LIF_034_30891207_I1.JPGKeegi peaks Leo´le õiget asja tutvustama :D

 

Ähh mees sa ei jaga ikka üldse beati. See on 5000mah, 100W quad twisted nano coiliga seade ... kurjad keeled räägivad, et Eestis patendeeritud ja välja töötatud :D. Saad nii palju pappi kui Leo'l on siis avaneb ka sulle selliste seadete turg.

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Huvitav miks nad seda kanüüli mehele ettepoole ei toppinud? Aga noh, eks takka tuleb tossu vähe paremini. Eest võib lurisema hakata. Türbel kui haige teema :D

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Went to Euronics to buy a dishwasher.
Me: Hi, I'd like to buy this one.
Salesman: Of course! And do you want it now or would you like delivery?
Me: Delivery please.
Salesman: Delivery costs €20.
Me: Online it says delivery is €1.
Salesman: Yes, but they only drop it off on the street in front of where you live.
Me: That's fine, I'll take that.
Salesman: We don't offer that.
Me: You're the same company.
Salesman: That offer is only available online. Our in-store offer is better. We'll carry it upstairs for you and get you set up.
Me: Really? You'll do the plumbing connections? That's great!
Salesman: No, we'll just carry it upstairs and get you set up.
Me: Not the plumbing?
Salesman: No.
Me: Then what does "setting up" mean?
Salesman: We'll do everything except the plumbing.
Me: So...you'll...take it out of the box?
Salesman: Yes, full service!
Me: Can I just order partial service?
Salesman: What do you mean?
Me: Could you just drop it off on the street?
Salesman: No, I'm sorry. We only offer full service.
Me: So if you deliver it, you absolutely have to go up the stairs?
Salesman: Umm...yes.
Me: You couldn't just, I don't know...not go up the stairs?
Salesman: We have to go up the stairs.
Me: ...and take it out of the box...?
Salesman: ...and take it out of the box.
Me: I think I'll order online.
Salesman: Suit yourself. Anything else?
Me: Yes, I'd like a toaster, this one here please.
Salesman: Ok, and would you like delivery?
Me: For a toaster?
Salesman: Yes, we offer partial delivery and full delivery.
Me: What's the difference?
Salesman: Partial delivery we'll take it upstairs and get you set up--
Me: --take it out of the box?
Salesman: --take it out of the box. And full delivery we'll get you COMPLETELY set up. The toaster will be ready to use.
Me: So you'll plug it in?
Salesman: Precisely!

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  • Maarjos

    Jeesus - Usud v mitte aga mu päris nimi ongi Maarjos :D:D

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    Siis tli MTV3 pealt öösel Playboy ja putkast said osta Maajat :D

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37€ maksab nime vahetus :D

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